Coconut Water Kefir

What your Remedy Flavour Says About You

Forget about that Myers-Brigg personality assessment.

Words by Melissa Shedden

Attachment styles are cool and all, but if you really want to know what a person is like, pay attention to their drink flavour.

Yep, we live in a time where our drinks are more than just something to quench our thirst. They’re a status symbol – a way of life even. And that drink needs to match not only our Birkenstocks but our soul.

Can you imagine if a farmer walked into a bar and ordered an Aperol? That would be weird.

So when you select a Remedy Kombucha from the fridge, what vibe are you putting out to the world, really?

Behold, snap judgments of what yours says about you. (Best served with a pinch of live cultures and a heavy pour of good humour.)

 

Raspberry Lemonade Kombucha

You’re a classic extrovert gaining energy from others! And you love exclamation marks! You probably shouldn’t have any more kombucha but you just can’t help yourself! Yes, you’ve got a childlike wonder, curiosity, enthusiasm and persistence. (Note, childlike doesn’t mean childish.) Weirdly, you’re also wildly likeable. No one’s ever been disappointed with pink lemonade.

 

Blood Orange Switchel

You’re sophisticated, like still read paper books and write with a pen, sophisticated. You likely own those impressive cocktail sized silicon ice cube trays. You prefer small groups over large ones and are most content observing. You probably also use words like "bespoke" and "artisanal” with alarming regularity and love tastes that are smooth, yet tart.

 

Wild Berry Kombucha

Wild Berry people don't want subtlety. You like your coffee extra hot, your wine ice-cold, and your conversations direct. You’re impulsive, open to new experiences and feel generally happy yet dissatisfied at the same time. That might be why instead of choosing one berry, you choose three, because that’s your jam. Why deny yourself?

 

Pure Coconut Water Kefir

Logical and sensible, you’re a lifelong resident of the comfort zone and rate predictability. A restaurant is deemed good if the service is efficient. You have high expectations and if you’re drinking something other than water, it better be doing the most for your gut health and immunity.

 

Passionfruit Coconut Water Kefir

Your brazen in-your-face confidence is something to be applauded. You believe in astrology and mercury in retrograde. You’re a sucker for smells transporting you places and likely spritzed Britney Spears’ Fantasy silly back in the day. Most of all, you’re all about enjoying yourself. And brunch. You’re definitely here for brunch.

 

Cherry Plum Kombucha

You travel to feel alone, on purpose. Right now you’re reading this sitting solo at a cafe that has more milk options than it does egg dishes on the menu. You’ve never been to Europe on Contiki instead favouring far-flung places like Nicaragua, Kyoto and Sri Lanka (way back when). Content with your own company, you’re not about concrete plans for the week, let alone, the day

 

Peach Kombucha

Helpful and agreeable, you’re the person in the pre-Covid office everyone looks to when the photocopier runs out of toner. Your camera roll is filled with snaps of neighbourhood flowers and you’re always easily convinced to “go halfsies” in dessert – your dining companion’s choice because you’re happy with anything.

 

Mango Passion Kombucha

Most likely to have an account on TikTok and a serious case of FOMO, you’re great at giving advice about life, dating (like if your boyfriend isn’t treating you right, let that man-go, get it?) and whether or not you need those trainers (the answer is always yes). An enabler from way back, moderation isn’t your strong point. But, YOLO.

 

Apple Crisp Kombucha

You’re a creature of habit. Why experiment when you’ve found the one? You’re a serial monogamist and always choose the same spot in yoga class: second last row, furthest left. Nostalgia is your special power and you can remember not only what year, you and your mates went to your first movie marathon, but what flavour lip-balm you were rocking. Spoiler: it was apple.

 

Ginger Lemon Kombucha

Your parents raised you to be perfect – and it backfired. Like the brew, you’re pungent and lip-puckeringly spicy, delivering feisty sarcasm that can border on rude. That aside, you’re iCal is chockers with social engagements (IRL before Covid, then Zoom drinks) because if there’s one thing you are, it’s a guaranteed good time.


What is Remedy Coconut Water Kefir?!

What is Remedy Coconut Water Kefir?!

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir isn’t your average coconut water.

It’s a hand-crafted, live cultured coconut water, which means it has all the goodness and benefits of regular coconut water - and then some! - without any of the sugar.

The result is a fizzy, refreshing and freakin’ tasty drink that’s jam-packed with live cultures. 

Hydrating and rich in electrolytes and minerals, organic acids and live kefir cultures, Remedy Coconut Water Kefir is the perfect drink post workout, with your next meal or as a straight swap for a sugary soft drink.

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We're COCO-LOCO for Remedy Coconut Water Kefir!

GET SET REMEDY-LOVERS. IT'S TIME TO GO COCO-LOCO!

We've just dropped a whole NEW drink into fridges around the UK! Get ready for Remedy Coconut Water Kefir (ker-feer). This ain’t your average coconut water. It is hand-crafted, live cultured coconut water, which means it has all the goodness and benefits of regular coconut water - and then some! - without any of the sugar. The result is a fizzy, refreshing and freakin’ tasty drink!

WHY'S IT SO GOOD FOR YOU?

All the benefits of real, natural, raw coconut water, and then some! Our traditional fermentation process brews out all the sugar and leaves a tasty drink packed with live cultures. Remedy Coconut Water Kefir is hydrating, full of organic acids as well as natural kefir live cultures including Saccharomyces and Lactobacillus.

SOOOOO... WHAT DOES IT EVEN TASTE LIKE?

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir is fizzy & refreshing. It's a tad tangy and a touch sweet, with creamy coconut undertones.

We've launched with two fab flavours:

  • Pure: Straight up, as it comes. Tropical, sweet and fresh. Real and raw. Get fizzy with it!
  • Passion Fruit: Fragrantly full flavoured. A fruity, fun festival of goodness.

HOW ON EARTH DO WE MAKE THIS GOODNESS?

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir comes from the same kitchen counter that brought you Remedy Kombucha. It's made using a live culture nurtured from traditional kefir grains that Sarah and Emmet nurtured from their own home-made kefir.

Each batch is a descendant of the batch before, going all the way back to their original brew!

Made the old school way our Remedy Coconut Water Kefir uses raw coconut water. In the true Remedy way, all the natural sugars in coconut water are brewed out, leaving a live culture-rich drink with no sugar, naturally!

WHEN & HOW CAN I DRINK IT?

After a workout: This hydrating fizzy is the perfect refreshment to enjoy after a hard workout! Forget regular coconut water (boring and too much sugar, thanks). This is the real deal, and then some!

Fight the cravings: We're not all saints and we all have our cravings. This tropical, sweet fizzy is the perfect drink to swap out for your soft drink. It will take you to paradise wherever you are!

With your next meal: Our Remedy Coconut Water Kefir is the perfect drink to pair with food (hello fresh, light, zesty and spicy food flavours)!

WHERE CAN I BUY IT?

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir is available in our online store right now! 

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir is also rolling out into stockists all over the UK. If your local Remedy dealer doesn't have it, ask them to order it in!

Which Remedy Live Cultured Bevvie Are You?

NEWS ALERT: We’ve launched two BRAND spankin’ NEW drink ranges into Holland & Barrett and online: Remedy Coconut Water Kefir and Remedy Switchel.

Want to learn more about our new fizzy friends? Find out what NEW live cultured bevvie you and your peeps should be guzzlin’ right here. Right NOW.

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir Pure – The Peaceful Purist

Namaste, oh wise (taste) buds. You’re a PRO at probiotics and one loco coco at the front of class with that 10/10 downward dog. You have Ray-Bans at the ready for Sunday brunches (yes, plz) and trips to the farmers market with a CUTE canvas tote and keep cup in hand. You’re the oracle when it comes to wellness health trends (step aside Gwyneth P) and you practically levitate around the health aisle. Your Instagram feed is a field of sunrise yoga sessions and #SmoothieBowlGoals. 

While a wellness retreat to Bali may not be on the cards this year, a taste of the tropics certainly is. Now you can drink what you preach with your inner zen captured by the clean, raw and refreshing flavours of coconut in our Remedy Coconut Water Kefir Pure. Packed with probiotics and rich in electrolytes, this one’s sure to keep those positive vibrations humming.  

Remedy Coconut Water Kefir Passion Fruit – The Wanderluster

You went travelling to find yourself (sigh) and never quite stopped. When MIA, you can be found at some sound-healing event in a Caribbean or retelling that inappropriate Iowaska story to your new co-workers - on repeat. Your vacay mandatories: Live culture(s), undiscovered destinations and heavy on the palm trees, please. You’re happiest when you can feel sand squelched between your toes or when you receive over 100 likes on your new poetic sunset FB profile pic. Fun and flirty with a tangy twist, those passion(ate) fruity notes mean you’re always looking for a summer (taste-bud) romance and our Remedy Coconut Water Passion Fruit is the ONE you’ve been searching for.

Remedy Blood Orange Switchel – Bold And Proud Of It

Bouldering, bungee jumping, or tobogganing down the side of a volcano? HECK YES TO ALL THREE! Normal is boring, and you’re blood orange and anything but (soz regular orange… we’ll leave the juice-boxes to you). 

You’re the Gaga of your pals, with the biggest hair, boldest outfits and loudest rendition of Paparazzi at the karaoke bar. When meeting your match (fresh ginger notes, we’re looking at you), you’re sure to bite back. After all, blending in is BORING. You’re a total citrus-bomb and that’s why Remedy Blood Orange Switchel is your JAM.

Remedy Switchel Tropical – Party In Ya Mouth

You like Pina Coladas… but no, you don’t like getting caught in the rain (umm, exactly who does Rupert?). On a Friday or Saturday night (sometimes a Sunday… and Monday-Thursday too) you can be found busting your best dance moves on a rooftop or at your local tiki bar. You’re pro cocktail umbrellas, Hawaiian shirts and straight up good party times. You know how to pack a night on the town with good vibes only, just like our perky-lime and passion fruit bevvie, Remedy Switchel Tropical

Powered by the zing of pineapple and the fire of an apple cider vinegar base packed with organic acids, you’re infamous for dancing well beyond sunrise and you’re always ready for the cheers.

Remedy Kombucha Ginger Lemon – The Fire Cracker

Ginger (Lemon) by name, ginger by nature. You’re the fiery one of the group and have no qualms in telling your flatmate to put their flippin’ cup in the FLIPPIN’ dishwasher already. I’M NOT YOUR MUM. 

But it’s not all tang. You can be pretty nice too. Your powerful presence is known for calming a crowd, or an upset tummy. You like to stick to the classics, like a hot cuppa tea packed with polyphenols with added ginger and lemon - can you even go wrong? Puh-lease. And of course, you’re loved by all because you have a warming effect on those in your presence. Unless you don’t pack the dishwasher. Then SOD off. 

Remedy Kombucha Raspberry Lemonade – Sweet, Innocent and All Grown-Up

So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want…I wanna really BIG glass of Raspberry Lemonade kombuchaaaaaa!

Meet Raspberry Lemonade, a.k.a. the Baby Spice of our bangin’ brews. Considered sweet and innocent by many, you’ve been a crowd favourite since childhood. Now you’re all grown up and you’ve ditched the pigtails and pink platforms, you’re not to be underestimated. You’ve nailed that sweet exterior but those zesty fresh lemon juice notes mean you’ve got some real spark about you!

Still not sure which Remedy bevvie you are? Stock up on a Remedy Rainbow case to try them all and find out pronto. The Remedy Rainbow case also includes our fresh Apple Crisp and fruity & floral Cherry Plum kombucha flavours.

Coconut Water Kefir Overnight Oats

Who said breakfast had to be boring? Our Remedy nutritionist Jacqueline Alwill has done it again with this delicious recipe for Remedy Coconut Water Kefir Overnight Oats! If you're a meal prep lover this dish will have you sorted for 4 breakfasts whilst looking like something straight out of your favourite influencers Instagram feed. 

Coconut Water Kefir Overnight Oats by Jacqueline Alwill

Dairy Free, Vegan
Serves 4

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups (160g) rolled oats 
  • 2 cups (500ml) Remedy Coconut Water Kefir Pure
  • 2 teaspoons (10ml) vanilla 
  • 1 cup (80g) shredded unsweetened coconut 
  • 1/2 cup (75g) raw cashews, chopped

Method

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl and mix to combine. Cover and place in fridge overnight to soak.

2. Serve with coconut yoghurt and your choice of seasonal fruits. 

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